Are you bummed that Phil Collins era Genesis is more popular than Peter Gabriel era Genesis?
Does popularity bespeak value?
Should I be?
Is Paul dead?
Can you play a CD backwards?
Does the phrase “Turn me on, dead man”, ring a bell?
Do the words, “You make a dead man cum.” mean anything to you?
Did you know anyone who could do that?
Have you ever ogled a lithe dancer?
Do you remember the “Oogle Bird”?
Didn’t he play for the Tigers back in the 1970s?
Did you know a pitcher for the Cardinals was nicknamed “the Arkansas Hummingbird”?
Are we studying for a trivia contest?
Is it easier if we answer these as if we’re on Jeopardy?
So you wanna be the next James Holzhauer?
Who would you rather be, the next James Holzhauer or the next Ken Jennings?
What is the realm of impossibility?
Don’t we live in the most auspicious of all possible worlds?
When did we get so philosophical?
You call that philosophical?