Should we call UY Scuti, “Dr. Pangloss”?
When did we all relinquish our ingenuousness?
(by the way, Siam Siam’s question is far more profound than mine)
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Was anyone else going to say that they saw a ducky and a horsey, but changed their mind?
Didn’t everyone use to be a pareidolia zealot as a child?
Don’t we prefer duckies and horsies, as children, instead?
And don’t some of us adults prefer them as well?
And what about puppies and kitties?
And can we forget about birdies and froggies?
Does adding “-ies” make literally anything sound cuter?
Who hasn’t enjoyed the pint-sized people at Disneyland’s “it’s a small world”?
Have you found a good wine pairing for dwarf?
And do you know the plural of “dwarf”?
Doesn’t beer go well with everything?
Didn’t Rip Van Winkle get in trouble with mixing dwarves and beer?
Have you ever identified with this complaisant chap?
Which part do you like better, drinking beer and bowling with dwarves or sleeping for 20 years?
If I had just woken from a Van Winkle nap, what would be the first 5 things you’d tell me I missed?
How about the five presidential elections, especially 2000, 2008 and 2016?
Good God man, why would you do that to him?