Questions Only

Who can let out an earthy whine?

Can injured earthworms do that?

Is an earthy whine less creepy than an unearthly whine?

Isn’t a cabernet sauvignon usually regarded as an earthy wine?

Is it earthier if the glass is dirty?

Just how dirty is that lass?

Do we really want to know?

Who wouldn’t want to know?

Isn’t ignorance bliss?

Is it better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than it is to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt?

Do some people even have to open their mouths?

Doesn’t everybody have to open their mouths,when they’re at the dentist?

Who said anything about the dentist?

Are you British?

Are you referring to The Big Book of British Smiles, as seen on The Simpsons?

It’s pretty horrifying, innit?

You can see some of it online; isn’t it gruesome?

But honestly, is British dental care really that bad?

Can something that doesn’t even exist be considered bad or good?

So wouldn’t that be British dental DOESN’T care?