Aren’t the English more into spanking than oral?
Doesn’t the British Dental Association care?
Is there even such a thing?
Isn’t there such a thing as English spanking?
Wouldn’t you like to know?
Is that anything like French tickling?
Why, do the French tickle you?
You wouldn’t expect panache45 to tickle and tell, would you?
Why does tickling make us laugh?
Why does laughing tickle us?
Why do we laugh anyway?
Wouldn’t that be because our diaphragms contract and epiglottis half-close our larynx?
Aren’t there other epiglottis-related activities that are more fun?
Is tonsil hockey considered a sanctioned sport by any governing body?
I haven’t heard that it’s going to be played anytime soon as an official Olympic sport, have you?
No, but there are sports other than official Olympic ones, aren’t there?
Are any of those sports played in multi-million dollar arenas which will be dilapidated in two years?
Do they even last two years?
And at what outrageous expense to the ordinary taxpayers?
Would taxpayers actually be willing to pay for an arena devoted to tonsil hockey?