Wouldn’t you rather be hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock?
Wouldn’t that wake up little Susie?
Teen angel, can you hear me?
Teen angel, can you see me?
Are you somewhere up above?
And I am still your own true love?
Are you guys trying to get a 50’s revival going?
Is that Where the Boys Are?
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
What do I look like, a Hound Dog?
If you are, can you stay off of my blue suede shoes?
Can I stay off them, if I’m All Shook Up?
Could “Please Mister Postman” and “Return To Sender” be the result of a terrible mix-up at the Post Office?
Would that be as bad as Love Letters in the Sand?
Were they written by that Stranger on the Shore?
Was that written at Ebb Tide?
Was it written on a Banana Boat?
When daylight comes, do you want to go home?
And when Mr. tally man come, does he tally me banana?
What else would he tally?
Would he tally a rally, Sally?
If you’re going to tally something, why would it be ho’s?
How many whackers could a tallywhacker tally if a tallywhacker could tally whackers?