Why would anyone but a tallywhacker tally whackers?
Anyone else thinking, that all this is “wacky”?
How could we think anything else?
Aren’t there other things to think of?
Is a bushwacker an Australian pervert?
Is a weedwacker a marijana harvester?
Wouldn’t that harvest wacky tabacky?
Doesn’t all this seem tacky?
Say, isn’t Mackie back in town?
Did our boy do something rash?
Were you just itching to ask that question?
Should that question be scratched?
But what about Jenny Diver and Sukey Tawdry?
Are either of them related to Louie Miller?
Wasn’t he murdered by MacHeath?
Aren’t they all related to Louie Armstrong?
You mean in the sense that they are all characters mentioned in a jazzy tune?
What the hell are you all talking about?
Do you mean that I mean that in that sense otherwise that sentence wouldn’t make sense?
Wasn’t it more Bobby Darin than Louie Armstrong?