Yes, I’ve been there. Have you?
Have you left your heart in San Francisco?
Or did you leave your heart in Oxnard?
If you went to San Francisco, did you wear flowers in your hair?
Oh say can you see my eyes?
Is your hair, long beautiful hair; is it streaming, flaxen, waxen?
If you twinkle up above us, do we twinkle below?
And does he who twinkles last twinkle best?
If you eat Twinkies, can you twinkle?
And if you eat Ding Dongs, can you ding your dong?
Are Ho-Ho’s Santa’s favorite snack?
Can you only eat Yodels in the Swiss Alps?
Does Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa warm you up inside?
Does it warm you up instantly?
Did your Boy Scout buddies call it Swiss Piss when you were a kid, like mine did?
Why does that remind me of the time I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie?
Why’d you eat all the brownies? Didn’t you realize we all wanted one?
Shouldn’t you make sure that there are enough cookies for everybody?
But what about those of us on a sugar-free diet?
Maybe a nice piece of fruit?