When did it become a crime to have some deviled ham on a cracker?
Does it depend on the cracker?
Or does it depend on the ham?
Does it depend on the hams on this thread?
Are we hamming things up?
Doesn’t this all sound very porkuliar?
Don’t you just wanna *squeal *at how much fun it is?
Sure, but let’s not go hog wild.
Ahem, question?
Shouldn’t we go hog wild?
Are you asking us to buy a pig in a poke?
Wouldn’t that boar us?
Wasn’t the coming of that joke porcine?
Is the pen mightier than the sword?
What do you mean, an African or European pen?
And what is your favorite colour?
Is is “favorite color” or “favourite colour”?
Can’t the British learn to spell?
Whatever four?
Besides, don’t we all have access to Spell Czech now?
What colour is your parachute?