What color is your parakeet?
What if I don’t even have a parakeet?
Then what color is your paradox?
Wouldn’t a pair o’ docs have white coats?
Doesn’t everybody in the medical professions wear white?
Shouldn’t they wear red, to disguise the bloodstains?
Or should they wear green, to symbolize the high cost of health care?
Do doctors where white after Labor Day?
How do obstetricians celebrate Labor Day?
Will there be a proctologist on the first manned mission to Uranus?
And when he/she gets there will they encounter Kling-ons?
And will they be wiped out?
Should they set phasers on “kill” or “stun”?
What would Jim Kirk do?
Is ‘bonk the green alien babe’ an option?
Isn’t “bonk the green alien babe” ALWAYS an option?
But what if it’s a purple alien babe?
Shouldn’t we be colorblind with respect to alien babes?
So wouldn’t that be an alien babe of a different color?
Does it matter, when it comes to alien babes?