Questions Only

How long has it been since one of us (probably me) made this mistake?

I once ordered beef in a seafood restaurant. That was a missteak.

Did they chew you out for placing such a rare order?

Yes, but I argued back, and everything turned out medium.

So… Are we no longer required to only speak in question form?

“Did that make any cents?”

“I once ordered beef in a seafood restaurant, was that a missteak?”

“Yes, but I argued back, and would you believe everything turned out medium?”

See how easy that was?

Did some of us have a steak in that?

Are you egging me on?

Are we playing chicken now?

Which came first?

Is that a yoke?

Are we unequally yoked?

Are we a bunch of yokels?

Do yakking yodeling yokels yell at yaks?

And do the Yakety Yaks talk back?

Do Yakety Yaks play Yakety Sax?

Are we having a Yakety Yak attack?

If Yakety Yaks attack, can I have a Yakety Yak to attack back?

If you had a Yakety Yak to attack back, wouldn’t that thwack the Yakety Yak attack?

Are we working too hard on this, and won’t working too hard give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack?