Ack! So it’s time to try something else?
Where is Kate Upton when you need her?
Where were you when I needed you?
Where is anybody when I need them?
Where the hell is tech support?
Tech support here, how may I help you?
Shit, where’s my list of complaints?
Wait… You aren’t from Comcast are you? :eek:
Is that anything like “Straight out of central casting”?
Argh. Would you believe that I had a brain fart and thought I was in the “I Like Bananas a Bunch” thread, where we post puns? Can you accept my apologies, folks?
I don’t know; can we?
Haven’t we all had the same brain fart?
Aren’t brain farts the absolute worst? And can Nobody honestly say he’s never had one?
And what would constitute, say, a pancreas fart? Or a spleen fart?
Would you really want to experience a spleen fart?
My own or someone else’s?
Someone else’s spleen farts? How is that even possible?
Would you even know it if you smelled it?
And did not a wise man once say, “He who smelt it dealt it.”?
But doesn’t that “wise man” say a lot of stupid things?