Questions Only

Isn’t the only question Cecil prohibits is, “Who the hell is Cecil?”

Isn’t the only question Cecil prohibits, “Is there a Cecil?”

Since we’ve never seen Cecil, is that question the same as “Is there a god?”

Do you REALLY want to hear the opinion of this atheist about god?

Since you’re an atheist wouldn’t your answer be, “No, there isn’t a God.” ?

Do you think it might be possible it’s a little more complicated than that? A bit more complex?

Is “No, there isn’t a God” the same as “I don’t believe there is a God”?

Are you trying to start an argument?

What would that cost me?

Is $10 for a five minute argument too much? Or did you want 25 minutes for $35?

Is this an argument or just contradiction?

Isn’t your time up?

Assuming it is, then what next?

Won’t we just have to wait and see?

Wait, is this a five minute argument, or 25?

Or is it a 5-second contradiction?

If I argue with you, don’t I have to take a contrary position?

Don’t you need a reason for the contradictory position?

Mightn’t he be arguing in his spare time?

Or mightn’t he be merely contradicting in his spare time?