Oh, who has time for this? Where’s the complaint department?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, is it guilty of resisting a rest?
If a musician insists on playing a note when the sheet music indicates that nothing at all should be played, is the musician guilty of resisting a rest?
If someone doesn’t like 60s Batman, is he guilty of resisting A. West?
Are these examples of “Dad jokes” that I’ve been hearing so much about?
If a tailor is altering a waistcoat, is he guilty of resizing a vest?
Is it a dad joke if you’re not a dad?
Are dad jokes different from mom jokes?
Are dad jokes mainly “pull my finger”?
Isn’t that usually your weird Uncle Clem?
Is that your Drunk Uncle?
What’s the difference between Dad jokes and Boy Scout jokes?
Aren’t dad jokes just less mature versions of boy scout jokes?
Are Boy Scout jokes more uniformly funny?
Why am I never prepared for Boy Scout jokes?
Does it help to be strapped in a comfy chair?
Why does no one expect the Spanish Inquisitiion?
Isn’t it on a need to know basis?
Is it because of fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and nice red uniforms, and - damn!?
Are you coming in again?