Shouldn’t he have the chance to mention his fanatical devotion to the Pope?
Didn’t he try to return a dead parrot and a scratched record to an empty cheese shop?
Shouldn’t some serious-sounding sergeant major interrupt now saying “Stop that! This started out okay with a funny bit about dad jokes, but now it’s just gotten silly”?
Is that Flying Tiger of the Yard?
Or is it Inspector Lookout! Of the Yard?
Should we still be on the lookout for dad jokes? Even if we’re not in the yard?
Why don’t we ever hear about mom jokes?
Because they’re not a thing?
Can anybody think of what a mom joke would be?
A mom joke would be… your dad?
And going further, what would a sister or brother joke be like?
Wouldn’t be even more lame than a dad joke? or at any rate more apt to offend?
How about a third cousin joke, twice removed?
Aren’t there some first cousins you’d like removed?
And don’t they want you removed?
Who cares what they think?
Could I care less what they think?
Is “I could care less” correct, or “I couldn’t care less”?
Doesn’t it depend on how much you care?
If you could care less, doesn’t that mean that you do care?