[nasally whiny voice]
I have this! I have that! I’m a big Monopoly dork!
[/nasally whiny voice]
Nobody asked you, racer72. Go make us some nachos.
Who’s gonna be the banker?
No way. I’m always the battleship! If I’m not the battleship, I’m not playing.
I’ll just use the beaver from the Canadian edition.
As a kid, I’d always bring in my action figures to act as ad hoc pieces.
So I’m Godzilla, darnit.
Let’s see… I’ve got a roach, a lighter, rolling papers, ooh and some empty baggies. How about… Wait not that baggy full of oregano… yeh that’s it oregano hehe. Let’s just put that one back in my pocket.
Uhh… Would the lighter be ok?
Ooohhhh…Canadian beeeeeaver.
Damn I wanted to be the Doggie…
I’ll fight anyone over it on canine teeth size! 
(bear in mind, mine are over an inch long! - Doncha just love dentists!)
I wanna be the piece of glass!
Since we’re out of pieces from the regular game, I got the little plastic cars from flodjunior’s Monopoly Junior game.
And since I’m the one who brought them, dibs on the RED car!!!
All I’ve got on hand is an old Stratego set - so I’m going to be The Bomb. Better not land on a space while I’m there!
I’ll be R2D2 from the Star Wars edition.
Grrrr, I have always been the iron, always! I even wore the iron on a chain around my neck when I retired it after it had gone 32-0. And now it’s gone.
How about if I be my own piece? sits on go
Mmmm… Naaaaaaah, I guess I’ll be the banker.
Who needs these ten-billion dollar - Wait a sec, is that real money or Monopoly money we’re using?
Mine has Darth Maul, so I’m taking that one!!!
I wanna be the severed head!
Nu uh! I’m always the battleship. I’ll fight you for it though.
I’ll play if I can be the banker. It’s the only way I ever win at Monopoly.
Funny, when I was a kid we played with Micro Machines. I was the Porche 911 (or the shrunken clown car version thereof). They rolled all over the place, so you had to be careful. “Yeah, I was over there.”
If I can’t do that, I’ll take Emperor Palpatine from my Star Wars set. “Join me on Boardwalk, and your journey to bankruptcy will be complete!”
Oh man, the iron is the best piece! It’s so small that sometimes you can land on someone’s property and they don’t notice until it’s too late!
I’ll take the electron!