Scared of Cylons
- Confusion over where the bread goes causes anxiety (viz. Calvin and Hobbes)
The voices warn against toasters.
I think I’m the first to point out an obvious one:
- Eats all their meals out and never prepares food at home.
- Ain’t nobody got time for that!
- The person is a devout Buddhist who has detached himself from a desire for material possessions.
The same in in Arabic, where you can buy “toast” either sliced or unsliced.
:: Makes mental note to not date Arabic speakers if current marriage becomes toast. ::
How about: “None of your business. I just don’t want one and I don’t have to justify it to you.”
Toasted bread is against my religion
Is confused by TokyoBayer’s assertion that toast is what goes in the toaster, and is waiting to find out what comes out of the toaster before investing in said appliance.
You are Woody Harrelson.
Used a fork to get the toast out of the toaster when they were a kid and not gonna make THAT mistake again.
TokyoWife’s assertion. Or the ex-TokyoWife’s assertion if she continues down this foolish path.
- Toast is all just a conspiracy perpetrated by the butter cartel.
Don’t have an Amiga anymore.
Ooh. Clever.
the computer promised me flying toasters …it didn’t happen…liars …