Key board on pull out
Office junk in drawer
Notebook, ashtray (Smokes and lighter inside)Monitor, mouse,mousepad, pencil holder (a bunch of stuff and no pencils), flashlight, comb, surge protector, mail, and printer on desk top.
Cassete, pink paper,and printer paper on first shelf
Folders, and phone books on second shelf.
Across the top is speakers, scanner, bookholder,and an article dut out of paper.
Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse
Slide scanner
Lamp
Set of Pantone color swatches
Box of 35mm slides
Can of escargots from Paris
Pocket watch from the Greenwich Observatory
2 jars of peanut butter (one is empty)
Vitamins
Little black sheep from Stonehenge
Q-tips
Eiffel Tower paperweight
Paperweight from Venice
Can opener
Container of writing implements
PDA
2 orchids
Box of Magnetic Poetry (cat-lovers’ edition)
Catnip mouse
Iced tea
Cleveland Clinic photo ID
2 calculators
ZIP disks
Tissues
Wherever did you find that? I want one!
I’m at home, so it would be . . .
(From left to right)
Half-empty water bottle
Bracelet I took off half an hour ago (bangs the keyboard when I type and bugs me)
Montana: A History of Two Centuries, from when I was discussing Custer’s Last Stand with SPAVINED GELDING
Laptop
Cordless phone stand (phone is apparently somewhere else)
Annswering machine
Vanilla scented candle
Box of matches
Glass of chardonnay
Picture of my grandfather
Picture of my family
Handspring Visor cradle
HP printer/scanner/copier
Family pictures
Three spider plants my kids grew in school
An unopened 20 pack of CD-Rs ($9.99 at Shopko – such a deal!)
A stack of HTML for beginners-type books from the library
A Chuck Woolery bobblehead
A frosty cold New Glarus Uff-Da Bock. That one won’t be there for long though.
Just bought these today to go with my 12 inch “KISS ALIVE” Gene Simmons figure.
All four KISS mini busts. Gene and Paul on my monitor Ace and Peter on my speakers.
YEAH!!!
Mrs. Slinger not to happy. 
[ul][]Lamp[]Speakers[]Printer[]An REM cd[]A fat dictionary[]My glasses[]Some wine[]A cheeseburger[]A balloon saying “Congratulations!”[]A couple of books (To Kill a Mockingbird and The Drawing of the Three)[]A plastic mask in the shape of a creepy green skull[]A budgie called Ford trying to pick up my glasses[]Laptop[]Hair wax[/ul]
You’re kidding! I have a 24" stuffed Gene Simmons doll (not an action figure) sitting on top of my tower as we speak! I love him. I want to collect Ace, Peter and Paul too, but there won’t be room for them on my desk.
I also have a phone on my desk, my school books and a lamp sans lampshade. Oh and my digital cam sits on top of one of my speakers.
There is also a bottle of moisturizing lotion, but I didn’t put it there, and I’m going to pretend my son wasn’t the last person at this desk, too. :eek:
Am I the only one sitting at one of those space saver desks? Its literally got the monitor, mouse and mousepad on the first shelf.
Second shelf has the scanner.
Third Shelf has the tower and the printer.
There are a few little things beside the monitor tho, my cell phone, a hair tie, a pen, a ring (I just read Jjimms ring post), a receipt from a registered letter I sent to some Ebay guy and a copy of Arwens Evenstar chain from the Lord of the Rings.
I too have a space saver desk and you would still be surprised what I can pile on it, around the computer. I have notebooks, papers, bills, disks, camera, roll of tape, and oh yes, my sleep mask.
Top shelf: speakers, CD rack with about 100 CDs on it
Monitor shelf: 15" monitor, stack of note cards, small desk lamp
To the right of monitor: Scanner, three remote controls, bag of Doritos, bad CD-R that is used as a coaster for my drinks, cup full of Coke and ice on said coaster
Beneath monitor: switchbox for switching between workstation and server, intercom for communicating with roommate upstairs, keyboard.
On file cabinet to my left: computer tower, four CDs stacked on top of it, router.
On table to my right: HP LaserJet 6L printer, HP DeskJet 940, telephone base, answering machine, more CDs, digital camera, video camera, several odds and ends.
a lamp
speakers
recently burned cds
two empty soda cans
and empty glass
nail clippers
mouse and mouse pad
monitor
stuffed zebra on top of the monitor
radio
phone
candle
post-it note pad
watch
hair tie
sterlite box with all of my nailpolish in it [got stalled on its way to somewhere else.]
printer,speakers, scanner, calculator, Microscope, mineral specimens, CD holder, ruler, pens, tape, notebook, 3 computer books, camera pictures, ring holder box, cigar box, 2 etched sea shells, wood glue, and business cards.
I’ll confine this to the computer desk so the hamsters don’t run their feeties off.
Left to right:
Inkjet printer living atop
Paper/envelope/floppy cozy organizer
Blues ABC adventures and Reader Rabbit CD’s that my daughter uses
Battery powered device for grinding/shaping cellulose material which surrounds cylindrical extrusions of graphite, AKA pencil sharpener
Calculator
Work lamp with flexible body Gumby figure sitting on spring
A/B printer switch
Top down: Monitor with daughter pictures
clock radio, more CDs, wireless phone, post it pads, PC.
Spindle of blank CDs, joystick, dot matrix printer, scanner.
Sorry. I missed rodent and rodent rug.
Beside the normal computer stuff I have a hard plastic life-sized squirrel…a stuffed onion that says "ma ma…pa pa…cries…laughs(very cute)…a stuffed monkey with Velcro on his hands hanging from the side of my desk
A couple monitors, a label maker, a small audio mixer…
Umm…
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Speakers,mug full of pens, notepad, post it notes,calculator,clock,2 floppies, 3 CDs,hi liter pens,coffee mug and coaster,plastic Bart Simpson with trousers down, and the usual stuff.
I used to do that too, but recently I upgraded to a DVD-R 
To my left
are two telephones (one private) the other a batphone
a color printer
paper and junk
To my right
tons of binders and catalogs
a spindle of cds
a box of technical papers I am weeding through
A cigar Aficiondado magazine
personal bills to pay
a prescription I should have started taking last week but keep forgetting. Putting it on my desk in hopes of remembering to take it
a ton of (personal books) ranging from subjects of Rasing kids without pressure, spiritual books and quotes
a cup of cold coffee
Someone asked how big these desks are. Well, mine’s a big “L” at 7 or 8 feet per side along the back. I tidied it up recently so here’s what’s left:
A hard-side CD case that holds 10
Box of Earl Grey tea and a box of Plantion Mint tea - neither of which I drink. I really ought to put them in the break room for others to enjoy.
Clear package of multicolored paper clips, thumbtacks and such that I never use as I don’t have any thumb-tackable surfaces.
About 15 backup cartridges from servers that no longer exist.
25 still shrinkwrapped CDR blanks
A new, still in the package Monster Cable audio cable
Small sewing kit
Bowl of dead batteries that need to go to the recycle bin
Fortune cookie
Stapler and tape
Can of Vanilla Coke (been there for about three months)
Some sort of shells and whatnot thingie that appeared on my desk while I was out last Friday - assuming it’s from a co-worker that went to Hawaii recently.
Phone headset
Paperclips in small wire mesh baskets
Bottle of screen cleaner
Several promo rainbow-colored plastic slinkys
“stress” balls
Glass jar of candy from another bank
Battery charger for my…
$15 portable radio that’s never left the desk
Two Dogbert head slammers - One sort of works, the other’s dead
Cup of “Mocha Java Rocket Fuel” coffee from the breakroom
And that’s the hellish left side.
Front and center is a 22" monitor, my radio speakers, several post-its with notes on them, business cards, pens and a tin of tangerine Altoids
Underneath hangs the keyboard and mouse tray
To the right:
Copystand
Coupons to a sandwich delivery service that doesn’t exist in this zip code
Control box for the phone headset
Phone
Certification reports listing users of an ACH (Automated Clearing House) system
Batteries
“Zen” rock fountain that’s not had any water in it for about a year
Very small, but intricately painted ceramic bird - a memento from another co-worker’s vacation
Postcard related to the Oracle OpenWorld expo happening this week
Cell phone charger
Binder of Microsoft .Net Developer training materials
Keyboard and monitor used when working on faield computers that need to be off the network
Stack of HR and benefits manuals
CT and MRI images of my neck and upper back and sinuses. (How badly was my neck damaged in an accident, and how badly deviated was my nasal septum before it was operated on? Anwer to both: very.)
Under on the left:
Two file cabinets
p-touch label maker
Under on the right:
Paper recycle bin
small fan
Very old and slow 2x external CD writer
Box of telephone, LAN, printer, etc. cables
Box of bad mice
Overall:
Dust. (They take the trash and vacuum, but won’t dust.)