I’m a riddles and puzzles fanatic and recently I came across this little gem. Hope you like it.
- A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BILLY NOBODY
Yesterday I was walking home when I saw on my front door a note from my wife, Penny. It said “Billy, I am leaving you. I’m staying at my mothers. I will not return.” I’d never been so upset in my life and naturally I wanted us to get back together again as soon as possible so I went round to her mothers and when she came to the door I begged her “Oh Darling!!! Please, whatever it is we can work it out!! I will do whatever you want”. “Billy,” she said “It’s over.” “Ok,” I said and walked away. Well I was very depressed and so I took a long walk until I came to a pub where I ordered a pint of Guinness and sat down. There I met this man who told me to go spread the word about a party he was having “Don’t let me down now son” he whispered in my ear. Because of the rather scary vibe this guy was giving off I decided to leave the pub and I took another walk. As I walked past an apple orchard I turned to cross a zebra crossing and I saw 4 men very familiar to me. What were their names?