Quick! Southerners! The North is crippled, now's the time!

BruceDaddy–I found the lyrics here. I like the way he says that the capitol of the South would be in Texas. Well…right now, cuz of the power outages in Washington and what not…it sorta is. Was he psychic or what? :smiley:
IDBB

God damn it you got my name wrong and red! :stuck_out_tongue:

With all them yankees walkin’ down the road they shore would be easy to mow down like that old man did in California(?)

I even found the car to do it in!

I am a moron. The of course when you do a vainity search and then click the threads the damn website highlights the words you searched on. I’ll be quiet now.

Which way?

No, they’re gonna be all cranky when we get there, and they may try to steal our air conditioning. I say we stay down here.
-Lil

Hell, all we need to do is wait. Two days without MTV and they will be ready to surrender…

hypnoboth

It’s AUGUST in Alabama. Humidity 95% - Temperature 97 degrees.

What ever made you think we have the strength to move, let alone invade?

Come fall, it’ll be so much nicer here. And we rarely have to worry about snow. Pass me a lemonade and let them keep the North.

Just think, all these years all we had to do was just go up and fill their Niagra Falls power station with buck shot.