Power out in all the Northeast and parts of Canada. This is the moment we’ve been waiting 138 years for. We’ve got them with their pants down, now’s the time, felluhs! It’s Time for the South to RISE UP again!
Hurry onto your horses and march on North. First, let’s defend Richmond, then rush across the Potomac before they have a chance to regroup!
From what I could gather on television, they were all heading your way on foot. Seems that somebody told them that ya’ll still had power. Perhaps they can meet you halfway…
Uh oh, this sounds like one for those who still hear the guns. Dee dee dee dee.
i don’t think i would call a bunch of hot, sweaty, can’t get home new yorkers, defenseless.
ya know the pjm grid connects to virginia… we could do a little diverting northward…
You know, Blackeyes, I’d love to join you, but my vast network of spies in the North (friends attending college up thar) informs that there isn’t any decent Tex-Mex up there. And I’m not going to march on Washington having eaten Taco Bell all the way. I might be killed for being a weapon of gas destruction.
This is hysterical.
Crippled? I thought they were sightless.
Oh no, we’re plenty In Sightful.
( waves stars and stripes, ducks and runs )
Does the phrase “Fifth Column” mean anything to you, Blackeyes?
Tuckerfan, born and raised in New Albany, Ohio.
I now count this the second funniest thread I’ve seen this week since “Horrible Toilet Volcano”!! HEEEEEE!!!
I have a great idea! Let’s all run into a square fort somewhere around San Antonio…they’ll never see what’s coming!
OK, scratch that. Different war.
Viva Texas! Yes indeedy. WE have a studly electrical backbone system that never goes down.
(In all seriousness, hope y’all are doing OK. Holy moley.)
Wait a minute! Were we to take control of New York, think of how much we could get for it when selling it back to the Indians, what with the improvements and all…
Nah. they’re too smart to get hosed twice on the same piece of real estate.
According to CNN the ‘yorkers are gettin’ closer Blackeyes, were I you, I’d be thinkin’ DE-fense about now. Better hunker down afore it’s too late!
So…you’re proposing to take on thousands and thousands of hot, sweltering, aggravated New Yorkers? Let us know where to send what’s left of you, 'k?
Don’t you mean duh duh dee dee dee dee dee dee dee?
Being a resident of Lancaster, Ohio (Birthplace of General William Tecumseh Sherman) I should let you know that we still have his DNA samples and will readily clone if needed.
Who was it that sang the song about how 'if the South woulda won we’d-a had it made"?
Hope ya’ll get yer power back soon. That must SUCK to have no power.
IDBB
Hell yeah!!! Wooooo!!!
That’s Hank Williams Jr., IDDB.
PLEASE! No more New Yorkers in Virginia. Every day I have to remind several that I-95 runs north, too.
WHY on God’s Green Earth would we want the North? If the North was so great, we wouldn’t have all them goddamn snowbirds come down here. Damn yankees they done shit their nest, now they a’ comin’ down to shit ours…
grumble grumble grumble…