That depends on what your definition of “is” is.
Tut, tut. I’d say it’s high time for you to get a new watch, young man.
Nay, I’d even go as far as to say it’s high time for you to get a new watch.
It’s 4:20.
But then it’s always 4:20.
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Well, it is five o’clock somewhere. . .
Tripler
Cheers ‘n’ beers!
What, no boat drinks?
Oh yeah? Well how’s about this cite? 
(Fixed link.) :smack:
C’mon people, get with the program!
It’s Howdy Doody time!
9:42:43, 44, 49, 53, 57, damn 9:43:09, 10…
is that enough?!? I can’t type any faster!
46 & 2
It’s 25 seconds later than it was 25 seconds ago. Does that help?
Well, I’m two hours and twenty minutes too late to post that myself.
It’s beer-thirtey people. :smack:
Does anybody really care?
Half past a freckle.
Time for Family Guy!
Damn you, Si Amigo! Well, I’m still posting what I came in here to post.
It’s beer o’clock, Lenny, and I’m buyin’!
It’s beeeeeeeef JERKY time!