It’s the Time that has that famous photo of Cheryl Tiegs. If you’re a guy* of a certain age, you know just which one I mean…
*or a girl of a certain orientation!
It is dark now and that white godess has returned. After she goes to summon the great glowing orb in the morn like she usually does, I can use that thing which tells time on my Red Rider BB gun to calculate the time based on the shadow cast by the orb. I have figured out that is why the orb is here. I am afraid there is no other way and you will have to wait.
It’s the time of the season for loving…
It’s Miller time!
It isn’t when it would be if it wasn’t when it is.
Or, it’s too late to find a lover and too early to go home…
Beer-O’-Clock
or
Brew-Thirty