Quintessence

Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

  • featured a guest star that folks endlessly point out “hey did you know a famous COMEDIAN once starred in a ST episode? That’s right, it was Frank Gorshin
  • in typical ST fashion, the episode’s moral message was heavy handed
  • the episode was originally rejected by the teevee execs
  • was the final story written by Gene Coon

Quintessential thing Americans are criticized for around the world

Nothing can possibly TRUMP our current President

-Has made us the World’s laughingstock
-Embarrass us daily with his tweets
-Sends us back to the day of the rich, white, Christian man having all the power
-Too much daily news about this man
-They wonder how this man got into office
-Absolute idiot, pure and simple

Quintessential thing Americans are praised for around the world

Jazz music

  • we invented it
  • nobody has ever done it better than us
  • hear it in a movie and you can be sure it will be played over an American scene
  • many different varieties, so just about everyone can find a kind he or she likes

Quintessential classical composer

Though the obvious answer is Mozart, I’m going with Beethoven

  • Wrote the Fifth Symphony, the opening of which every single person on the planet knows and can identify
  • Went deaf, yet still continued to compose – totally badass
  • Doubly famous as Schroeder’s favorite composer
  • That Ninth Symphony ain’t too bad neither

Quintessential 20th-century American novel

Gotta go with Steinbeck’s ‘The Grapes of Wrath’

  • Is it too soon to call the book a classic? No, it’s not too soon!
  • Story is set against the backdrop of that quintessentially American event, the Dust Bowl
  • Shortly after publication, the story was turned into a successful movie directed by John Ford…can’t get much more quintessentially American than that!

Quintessential 1980’s pop music icon

Madonna (of course!)

-Came to prominence in 1982
-Easily the most recognizable performer of that era
-Sold billions of records, CDS, etc.
-Has maintained popularity for half a century
-Still going strong
-She is great!

Quintessential 1980’s pop music group

Duran Duran

  • hits spanned the 80s from 1981 through 1989 and beyond
  • instantly recognizable (Rio, Hungry Like the Wolf, The Reflex, I Don’t
    Want Your Love)
  • actual songwriters and musicians

Quintessential 1950s television series.

I Love Lucy

  • Created the template for the three-camera sitcom still followed today
  • First show to ever be re-run. Think of that: “I Love Lucy” invented the rerun
  • Lucille Ball had one of the finest business minds in Hollywood
  • “Waaahhhhhhh!!!”

Quintessential John Wayne performance

Rooster Cogburn - True Grit

  • Had the iconic look: tough, older cowboy with an eye patch
  • Wayne’s last huge commercial success
  • He reprised the role for the movie Rooster Cogburn
  • Won Best Actor in Leading Role for it in 1970.
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Quintessential lie parents tell children

Santa Claus is real

-They have plenty of television specials and Christmas carols to point to
-Some parents keep up the lie by wrapping presents or putting hidden presents under the tree at 3 o’clock in the morning on Christmas Day
-They have their children leave out milk and cookies, which the parents eat
-Misbehavior is punished by the words “Santa’s watching!”

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Quintessential American working-class profession

Janitor

  • don’t need an advanced degree
  • lots of them around
  • important but unappreciated

Quintessential hoity-toity job

Lawyers

  • they’re always driving around in their big black limousines looking down on us little people and lightin’ their ceegars with $100 bills!
  • the profession is associated with not only wealth, but also power
  • they’re ‘them’, not ‘us’. Can’t get much more hoity-toity than that, ya know.

Quintessential summer blockbuster film

The original Star Wars

-Considered the first summer blockbuster film
-Special effects were amazing, and long before the day of computer special effects
-Gave the world several catch phrases
-Led to a franchise that will last forever

Quintessential summer mixed drink

Long Island Iced Tea

  • Cool and refreshing
  • Appropriate in all social settings (you’re not gonna order a Sex on the Beach in a fancy country club)
  • Will put you nicely on your ass, if that’s your goal

Quintessential silent comedy

The General

  • The movie stars Buster Keaton
  • paper thin story serves as a vehicle to incorporate lots of slapstick and sight gags
  • frequently included on lists of ‘greatest silent films’

Quintessential Steven Spielberg film

E.T.

  • Pretty much owned the early 80s. E.T. was so big even Michael Jackson wanted in on it
  • Once cited by Spielberg himself as the most personal of his films, along with “Schindler’s List”
  • Superbly crafted sci fi-drama-comedy-love story, and one of the best family films ever made

Quintessential Elvis Presley Song

“It’s Now or Never”

-Elvis’s biggest selling single of all time
-Based on the Italian classic song O Solo Mio
-Hit #1 in 7 countries
-Barry White credited this song as his inspiration for changing his life and becoming a singer following his release from prison

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“I’m Gonna Love You Just a Little More”

  • First-ever single
  • His first #1 R&B hit, and #3 on the pop chart
  • Includes a recitative section, where Barry seduces you directly in that signature bassy growl
  • Arranged and produced by Barry as well as written and sung by him

Next: Quintessential 1960s TV series

The Beverly Hillbillies

  • began broadcast in black and white and later transitioned to color
  • enjoyed top ratings throughout the entire course of it run through the decade ('62 - '71)
  • many episodes have topical humor specific to the era, including thinly veiled (or open) allusions to hippies, drugs, and Viet Nam

Next Quintessential 1980’s stand up comic

Eddie Murphy

  • Became well known for his stand up in the early 80s*
  • Well known routines about hamburgers, kids getting ice cream, and 80s era topics.
  • Became a hit on Saturday Night Live and in movies
  • Eddie Murphy Raw grossed $50 million, the highest for any stand up movie
  • I had considered Rodney Dangerfield and Robin Williams but both reached fame earlier than the 80s.
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