Quirky/Oddly Specific Things You're Attracted To

Man attracted to women.

When I was single and people offered to set me up on a blind date I told them I had 2 criteria.

  1. They had to weigh less than me (I was 170lbs), and
  2. They couldn’t grow a better moustache than me.

Having longer hair than me and being gainfully employed were pluses.

For men attracted to women, I don’t think those are oddly specific!

Ha haha maybe, but more Dan Connor than Doug.
Saw him today, Wearing USC sweatshirt and a five o’clock shadow rowr. Lol.

Man attracted to women.

I really like short hair on a woman. Ideally very short.

Quirky and specific enough?

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Man attracted to women.

I thought I didn’t’ have an odd and specific thing. I like a wide range of not odd attributes. Then I remembered. Women in uniforms. Military, law enforcement, fire fighter, mail carrier. Any uniform. No idea where that came from. (Note. I never dated a woman who wore a uniform.)

That’s made me think of one…(man attracted to women)

A woman in a nice fitting football (soccer) shirt.

My wife used to have me open jars, well still does, but it’s a team effort now.

I got nerve damage in my left arm and hand, Not only is this making touch typing harder, I’ve lost about 50% of my strength in my left hand, and most feeling in two fingers.

So my wife can grab the jar with both hands, and I take the top off with my right hand.

You can take her top off while both her hands are on the jar. I’m impressed.

I laughed.

That’s a really sweet story though.

I have an unusual tendency to find admiration in things people are usually insecure about. It’s completely coincidence but after I noticed it with a few different people, I couldn’t deny it. A random real example: I used to work in bars and a regular customer was in one night. I was like “I really love your smile!" They’re response was "I hate my teeth.” I’ve had several occasions where it’s happened.

Yeah, beards are usually a turn-off for me, too. Woman attracted to men. But we watched an old Donald O’Connor pirate movie a few weeks ago. Now, D O’C is not someone I’m attracted to. He’s got a good personality and physicality, but otherwise, no. But in one scene he was masquerading as someone else with darker hair and a van Dyke beard, and, man, he was sexy! So, little beards can be o.k. Big bushy long beards? Vomit.

That’s funny because I think nobody would think twice if a woman said she liked a man in uniform. I mean, I do. But there’s a little twist when it’s men liking women in uniform.

Which reminds me: religious men. I’m not all that religious, and I’m an atheist, but I think faith can be sexy.

Oh, gosh, not for me. Automatic turn-off.

I like women’s toenails when they’re painted robin’s-egg blue. (Or unpainted.) Pink is okay but red is a turnoff.

I have a big bushy, unkempt beard, for precisely that reason.

I do not want to attract romantic attention; the pain from my divorce is still with me. Hopefully I will shave it before I get roped into being Santa, but it is getting whiter and whiter all the time.

The mental imagery….yikes!

My brother’s Nose Hair grows into his mustache which grows in this nasty-ass bushy unkempt beard.

It’s really hard to have lunch with him sometimes. Okay. Always.

I dare you to read Roald Dahl’s seminal masterpiece on the subject, The Twits

I get lots of positive attention from the ladies when I’m at the supermarket with my shopping list.

But are you moldering in the grave? I’ve heard that’s a turn-off for some women.