Quit calling me, Cingular!!!!!

The BBQ Pit
1

YES, I OWE YOU MORE MONEY THAN I PAID YOU THIS MONTH. I DON’T NEED DAILY PHONE CALLS TO REMIND ME.

My cell phone bill went (relatively) sky-high this last month, due among other things to having to evacuate from Ivan. Fucking hurricane. I didn’t realize quite how bad until I went to pay my bill and found that they wanted about $150 instead of the usual $40ish. I paid $40, because that’s ALL I FUCKING COULD. What with the evacuation, I am damn broke this month. But I did pay SOMETHING.

Now, if you people would just put a fucking HUMAN on the line I would TELL you that you will get the rest of your damn money next month, when I HAVE IT. I’m SORRY. I had to RUN FOR MY DAMN LIFE. Yeah, the storm missed, but it might not have.

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, I WILL PAY YOU ON THE THIRD. HONEST. SWEAR TO OG, I WILL.

Fuck. I’m not a lowlife who is running from a bill. I pay my damn bills. I’ve been paying you people for fucking years. You’re just gonna have to wait a couple of weeks for the rest.

2

Hey, at least they’re not calling you Shirley.

Ba-da-bump!

3

So, you’re mad at a company for trying to collect on money that you owe them?

The nerve of them!

:rolleyes:

4

Maybe you did this but it is your responsibility to tell them why you underpaid. You could have put a note of explanation in with your check or called the customer care number to complain. You also could have called customer care (just dial 611 from your cell, I think) after the first recorded message.

Haj

5

Look, I was just frustrated, 'kay? And I’d talk to a human, IF they’d put a damn human on the line, but every call I get from them is from a computer. Screw that. (I HAAATE autodialers.)

I owe them. I know it. I paid them some. I will pay them the rest as soon as I can. They are annoying me. That’s all.