Don’t think of it as stealing, think of it as taking direct action to make up for the imbalance in what his labor is worth and what he is being compensated.
Kidding aside, I am so thankful that my employer is concerned with general results and my overall productivity and not on pointless bean counting of what I do every moment of the day.
*Quote slightly edited by Binarydrone to prevent further visual assaults.
Scusilo, molto.
How about this?..
I HATE MY BOSS
I WANT TO KILL
ALL THE BASTARDS
IN THIS OFFICE
YOU WILL ALL
BE SORRY
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Oh, man is this thread gonna be locked with a vengeance.
ok
Well, it was tough finding something else suitable for this thread, but I’m trying.HOW TO EMBEZZLE FROM YOUR BOSS AND NEVER GET CAUGHT.
SEX WITH DONKEYS: THE MISUNDERSTOOD FETISH.
Spamming For Beginners
How To Sell V!@GBA To Everyone In Your Address Book
AND HOW TO HELP PEOPLE IN DIRE STRAITS IN FAR FLUNG CORNERS OF AFRICA FOR ONLY A SMALL CUT OF THE MONEY
ADOLF HITLER APPRECIATION SOCIETY
The Idiot’s Guide to Having Wild Hot Gay Sex On Your Boss’s Desk After Hours!!!
Hey guys, where’s the best place to ditch a murder weapon?
Deadly Viruses to Take Down Your Company’s Network
(Damn, this thread alone makes the pay-to-post worth it!)
Well, what a bunch of fucking comedians.
OK, I admit it, I laughed 
Why the fuck do I bother opening this thread when all the funny stuff has been done?
We could always try to be nice…
101 WAYS TO INCREASE PRODUCTIVITY
Nah
HOW TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR INADEQUATE GENITALIA
DEAR HELOISE: HOW DO I GET SEMEN STAINS OUT OF THE FABRIC WALLS OF MY CUBICLE?
horse status: dead, lacerated
[CENTER][CENTER]**[CENTER]I HATE ** [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] **
AMERICA **
GOT FIRED? EASY AND QUICK WAYS TO SABOTAGE YOUR COMPANY NETWORK BEFORE THEY ESCORT YOU OUT THE BUILDING
PC LOAD LETTER?
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN???
Fred Phelps says
"THANKS FOR YOUR TITHE!!!"heh. This thread is most amusing.
Your best bet:
Don’t tell 'em about
the escaped snake.
Hope it doesn’t kill anyone.
You are SOOOOO fucked.
horse status: dog food