Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point)

From Opal’s Hall Of Flame: “This horse is so dead, it’s holding sparkles and glitter to a piece of pasteboard on some second grader’s fridge.”

Not many people know that…man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.

I bet you didn’t see this coming

And people thought my posting in purple was bad. :eek:

Don’t worry, they were right.

Well it isn’t purple now so get off me. :smiley:

Must everything revolve around sex?
Yeesh!

:wink:

Black. It’s the new purple.

Gorillaman is my hero.

THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING JOBS.COM

YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO POST YOUR RESUME FOR POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS TO SEE - PLEASE CLICK YES TO CONFIRM

If you are at work, do not click http://www.richstevens.com/naked.swf this link. That’s all the warning you get.

I’ll second that. DO NOT click on it. And if you are in a room with other people, turn your speakers down. And if you have epileptic issues . . . I don’t know. Better safe than sorry.

But it’s really hilarious. Just wait until you get home from work to click! :wink:

Sorry, I missed that. Come again?

Oh man, I knew what to expact after reading the OP, and I still had a good laugh.
Best thread ever.

Dear Abby: I gave my managers wife herpies. What now?

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU LAUGH SO HARD AT A THREAD THAT YOU PEE IN YOUR CHAIR AT WORK?

7 Steps To Get Your Boss’s Wife In The Sack.

How to get your boss fired in three easy steps

Just when you thought it was safe to revisit this thread …

Bunny Anuses

Does anybody remember that site that was making the rounds a couple of years ago that had some kind of completely innocent url, but when you clicked on it had pictures of men having

ANAL SEX

and

FISTING

each other, with a flashing banner that said "

HEY EVERYBODY!!!
I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!!

" and opened up an infinite loop of popups so that you either couldn’t get rid of it or your PC locked up with pictures of

HOT NAKED MEN

on the screen?

That was pretty cool.

Dear Abby,
How should I break the news to my boss that I have been pissing in his coffee for the last three years. And while your at it, please tell me how to change font size and color in V-Bulletin.