Threads like this are what makes the SDMB great.
I agree with the OP.
But the large font stuff in this thread is hilarious. Even people whose monitors passerby can’t see are at risk for LOL seizures trying to hold them back.
By the way - In all likelihood, your boss is not a moron. He knows how to read, and he knows that Straight Dope Message Board is not a legitimate function of your employment. It doesn’t mattter if a large, colored font catches his eye, because he already knows you’re goofing off.
Why did my link get edited? Anyone?
Well, you’re not allowed to post direct links to Bad Stuff.
oi! Keep Your Filthy Peepers On Your Own Fucking Monitor!
I didn’t think it was “Bad Stuff”, sorry.
Here’s a recap of the relevent threads to date:
Mwahahahahaha!
Stop stealing from your employer.
$5p3. #337 AWESUM!!!1!11
L@@K!!!
FURRIES ANONYMOUS
How to execute a bloody workplace rampage in ten easy steps
WELCOME TO N.A.M.B.L.A
How To Tell Your Co-Workers You Have Genital Herpes
SCROLL DOWN FOR EASY-TO-FOLLOW BOMB MAKING INSTRUCTIONS YOU CAN DO IN YOUR VERY OWN KITCHEN.
I WANT TO KILL
ALL THE BASTARDS
IN THIS OFFICE
YOU WILL ALL
BE SORRY
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
HOW TO EMBEZZLE FROM YOUR BOSS AND NEVER GET CAUGHT.
SEX WITH DONKEYS: THE MISUNDERSTOOD FETISH.
Spamming For Beginners
How To Sell V!@GBA To Everyone In Your Address Book
AND HOW TO HELP PEOPLE IN DIRE STRAITS IN FAR FLUNG CORNERS OF AFRICA FOR ONLY A SMALL CUT OF THE MONEY
ADOLF HITLER APPRECIATION SOCIETY
The Idiot’s Guide to Having Wild Hot Gay Sex On Your Boss’s Desk After Hours!!!
Hey guys, where’s the best place to ditch a murder weapon?
Deadly Viruses to Take Down Your Company’s Network
Well, what a bunch of fucking comedians.
101 WAYS TO INCREASE PRODUCTIVITY
Nah
HOW TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR INADEQUATE GENITALIA
DEAR HELOISE: HOW DO I GET SEMEN STAINS OUT OF THE FABRIC WALLS OF MY CUBICLE?
I HATE
AMERICA
GOT FIRED? EASY AND QUICK WAYS TO SABOTAGE YOUR COMPANY NETWORK BEFORE THEY ESCORT YOU OUT THE BUILDING
PC LOAD LETTER?
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN???
Fred Phelps says
“THANKS FOR YOUR TITHE!!!”
Your best bet:
Don’t tell 'em about
the escaped snake.
Hope it doesn’t kill anyone.
You are SOOOOO fucked.
Not many people know that…man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.
I bet you didn’t see this coming
THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING JOBS.COM
YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO POST YOUR RESUME FOR POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS TO SEE - PLEASE CLICK YES TO CONFIRM
Dear Abby: I gave my managers wife herpies. What now?
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU LAUGH SO HARD AT A THREAD THAT YOU PEE IN YOUR CHAIR AT WORK?
7 Steps To Get Your Boss’s Wife In The Sack.
How to get your boss fired in three easy steps
Just when you thought it was safe to revisit this thread …
Bunny Anuses
ANAL SEX
and
FISTING
each other, with a flashing banner that said "
HEY EVERYBODY!!!
I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!!
" and opened up an infinite loop of popups so that you either couldn’t get rid of it or your PC locked up with pictures of
HOT NAKED MEN
Dear Abby,
How should I break the news to my boss that I have been pissing in his coffee for the last three years. And while your at it, please tell me how to change font size and color in V-Bulletin.
oi! Keep Your Filthy Peepers On Your Own Fucking Monitor!
dd222 you are really, really sick. I like that in a Doper, and hope you stick around. You’ll fit right in.
Fun at Work
Office Supplies
Dear Mr. Colophon,
Here’s the list of articles you’ve ordered:
1 Convertable king-size bed to be folded under desk.
2 Satin sheets
2 Pillows & satin covers
1 Comforter & cover
1 Small refridgerator
12 Large, red candles
12 Bottles Moët & Chandon Champagne
2 dozen oysters
1 Employee of “Cupid in your Cubicle” [available for a month]
4 dozen condoms
1 door lock
Total Amount…$31.984,32
As per your request we will bill to your firm under: Office supplies.
Thank you for your order,
Mrs. Gum
Fun at Work.
Yoda’s Jedi Training Site
Re: Your order for a 1920’s Style Death Ray
How To Get Better Blowjobs from Your Teen Age Altar Boy Lover!!!
I AM MASTURBATING
LIKE A MOTHERFUCK!
WELCOME TO
VEAL-FATTENING-PEN WORKERS OF AMERICA
LOCAL #23
When organizing a campaign to unionize your office, stealth is of the utmost importance!
Try to get as many cards as possible signed before the employer is even aware of your organizing efforts.
Damn, I leave the Dope for a few months, and The Grapist comes back?
Please note: Kidding only.
Welcome back, jackelope!
How To Hypnotize Someone’s Butthole
QUIT USING FUCKING MASSIVE FONTS IN THREADS, ARSEHOLES.
"Okay, Arsehole… a little hypnotherapy will clear those massive fonts right up. I’m going to count backwards from ten, and with every count you’ll feel yourself getting more relaxed.
“10… Feel the tension leaving you… 9… Warm waves of relaxation flow through you… 8… You’re now more relaxed than you’ve ever… ewwwww.”