Mundane and pointless, but didn’t know if anyone had seen this, so I must share.
Those are the gay gods saying “don’t fuck with Our chosen people!”
And in ***Kansas ***yet!
They’re well-hung, I’ll give 'em that.
I don’t suppose a little heavy petting would arouse their ire?
Oh no no no. Just fucking their chosen people is just fine.
Every blowjob is five years off of Gay Purgatory. 'Strue.
Okay, this thread hasn’t turned out quite the way I expected…