Raise your hand if you've never been Pitted...

Kind of surprised to see some of these names, as I’ve seen provacative comments from them. You’d think someone would have been pissed enough to start a thread about it, but nooo…

I’ll pit you for misspelling Gandhi, Ethilrist. But seriously, simmer down, children. If no one’s pitted you, it’s because nobody cares.

Oh, whoops. I missed the part where you have to have around 3000 posts for not having been pitted to be of import.

I’ve got a miserable 411 (well, now I have 412, and I’ll soon have more, I’m sure, since I’m still procrastinating away until my lab meeting at 3:30.) So I guess it’s OK.

If I’ve still not been pitted after 2588 posts, I’ll start to worry. But for now, I’m breathing a sigh of relief. I’m still pitworthy.

I’m a snobby, vain, opinionated bitch who’s never been pitted. I don’t have 3000 posts, though.

Ouch.

Nah, that’s not it. There’s plenty of posters whom others care about, and they don’t get pitted.

Err, heh. Don’t ouch. Not like that. I mean nobody cared enough to pit you. Um, wait, does that sound any better?

No. No, it doesn’t.
:slight_smile:
Good thing you’re cute.

Err, how would you know? :dubious: Hmm, okay, we’ll give this one last go. If you’ve never been pitted, you’re not offending anyone. Even if you think you are, you’re obviously not. At least not enough to warrant a pitting. Nobody cared enough to start a pit thread about it, right?

I sometimes get that impression myself. :wink:

Regardless of the reason, I haven’t been pitted (as far as I know). I think my 2000-odd posts (plus those lost in the Dark Times) are enough of a sample to indicate that I seldom (if ever) post anything flameworthy.

I think that’s a good thing. :smiley:

Is anyone else reading this thread thinking of the Monty Python sketch about “not being seen”?

Until now, Ethilrist has successfully avoided being pitted through sensitivity and tact. But NOW we have him!

How about it, dantheman - is this a clever ploy to find out who needs a pit thread? :wink:

(Don’t mind me - a few thousand more posts to go…)

Well, I’ve never been personally Pitted. But recently there was a Pit thread about some very poor behavior on the part of a few Dopers, including me. I don’t know if that counts, since I apologized and because my name wasn’t mentioned more than a couple times in the thread anyway.

“Being pitted” refers to having a thread about yourself in the The BBQ Pit forum on this message board. These threads are usually personal attacks.

I’ve never been pitted. I guess it’s because I’m just a boring hacker geek.

:slight_smile:

Hm, tempting! I’ve never opened one on someone, though. Actually, I was thinking of searching on some of the names in here to make sure people aren’t… mistaken. :wink:

Way to jump up to the task a whole page after I already handled it! (And right after it was asked, I might add.)

I’ll see you in the Pit, you expound upon-er of previous explanations.

This is a test of the Emergency Pitting System. If this had been a real Pitting, a link would have been provided to the Pit thread’s OP. This is only a test.

whitetho gets extra credit because he was mentioned in a Cecil column, though.

Yeah? Well… Cecil personally responded to a post of mine. (WooHoo! That’s like 1/10th of 1%!)

So there!

Top it.

Top it.

Top it.

You’re not searching the Pit for my name, are you?

:dubious:

Opps–I really did look carefully for a reply, and was suprised that apparently no one had answered. It will not happen again! I will now shamefully walk into the deepening waters. No need to try to stop me…

I don’t have 3000 posts but I’ve been here awhile.
I’ve been invited to the pit a few times.
I soon found that I don’t type fast enough to defend myself.