The doormat says
Then we switch places so you can open wide and I can come inside!
Oh no, this is getting outta control…chiefy started it.
mental note - Buy video camera BEFORE Norfolk Doper meeting. Make sure Aenea, Silo, and Chief all get together. Film resulting hilarity. Use it for blackmail.
Quick budgeting note for Falcon:
The camera will do you no good if you don’t show up.
You know, Chief, I knew you’d be the first to comment on that post.
I told you, I’m coming!!! Sheesh!
And I don’t need any more information about what you’re doing in bed right now, thank you.
Chief, you WISH you knew what I did in bed. You’d be jealous.
Yup.
Chillin’ out in the bed, watching TV, missing Dopefests…
You are NEVER going to forget I missed that, are you?
Hmmm…I should probably get Guy Stuff written up by then too, or you’ll tease me about that.
Oh, and Chief? If you’re fantasizing about me in bed, you’ve been at sea WAY too long.
Hey, I’m not the one telling the whole board that she’s bringing a camera with the hopes of abtaining lurid photos of the chief!
Then I’ll definitely know what you’re doing in bed.
Sheeesh!
Oh stop, Silo. YOU started this by not showing off in Raleigh. Then Chief offered, and well…it’s just snowballed. 
And please, Chief. I’m only taking the photos for the interests of…science. Yep. That’s my story.
(Wait, are you telling me you’d have shown off if I’d been there in January? Wait a minute here…)
Several things:
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“Snowball” and “Chief” in the same sentence – No-no.
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“Has science ever seen anything this large, desirable and, dare I say, manly?” – Falcon’s Idea Of Science
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“Wait a minute.” – Yup, sounds about right.
Several things back:
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Snowball: your chance in hell of ever knowing what I do in bed.
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Large and desirable? Oh please, honey. More like recording smallest specimen ever seen.
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Hi Opal!
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A minute sounds about right - admitting you have problems lasting, Chief? How noble of you.
(And damn, guess that internet connection came back, huh?)
TMs please note: She didn’t refute “manly.”
Finally, my reputation has preceeded me. And I know she wants me as much a bird can.
Well, Chief. If you have one at ALL, you’re technically a man. (And besides, I figured you were still in that alternate universe…)
And your reputation? As what, Chief Clown of the SDMB? THAT one’s sure preceeded you…
Oh, get a room!
Yer putz,
Satan :wally
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Two months, one week, six days, 12 hours, 11 minutes and 45 seconds.
2980 cigarettes not smoked, saving $372.54.
Life saved: 1 week, 3 days, 8 hours, 20 minutes.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
And TM’s note: Chief did not refute Aenea and my slams here. smiles sweetly
No one tell Falcon that I got the last word.
It’ll be our little secret. Shhhhhh.