Rambo IV: Bet Ya Can't Wait To See This!

Yep, there is going to be a Rambo IV and they have just started filming it.

Supposedly, Rambo was going to single-handedly kill Osama Bin Laden at the end of the film, but even Stallone thought that might be a bit much…(seriously).

Am I the only one who thinks this is going to be a huge waste of film stock?

What’s a few more million feet after the likes of Over the Top and Rhinestone?

And in-production Rocky VI

IMDb says the entire terrorist plot has been discarded, by the way.

No, Rambo was going to draw an unflattering cartoon of Osama Bin Laden.

I’m a sucker for sequels, even crappy ones. I’ll be watching the new Rocky and Rambo movies, if he survives filming. But I’ll be going into them with the same attitude I have when renting “B” movies.

Before he croaks, Stallone really has to do a Rocky vs Rambo movie with the winner taking on the winner of the Jason vs Freddy Krueger movies with that winner taking on Michael Voorhies.

You’re forgetting the Alien and Predator franchises. Gotta work them in there somehow.

Then Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Batman, and Optimus Prime will beat all of them.

Hey, hey, let’s not get crazy!

I bet lots of folks would pay real money to see Sly get his head bitten off. I know I would.

Only if it’s the top of his skull so the Alien can feast on the goo inside.

I know Sly has been instrumental in some of the most over-the-top movies, but I heard that in Daylight, he wanted his character to die, to give the movie some pathos, but the studio refused. I think he was right.

I am actually looking forward to Rocky 6. The idea of a dirt poor punch drunk Rocky going into the ring one more time for the money, I just like it alot.

But how are they going to do Rambo? Maybe if it’s a Die Hard type situation it could be…interesting…sure.

I’d pay to go see it if this happens:

“And in the challenger’s corner, Jack Bauer!”

*He’s no bum, he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli
Back on his feet, now he’s chopping up meat
Go inside maybe you’ll hear him say . . .

Try the Rye or the Kaiser they’re on special tonight
If you want you can have an appetizer
You might like our salami and the liver’s alright
And they’d really go well on the Rye . . . or the Kaiser*[/“Weird Al”]

Don’t forget Indiana Jones, James Bond, etc…heck, even Harry Potter.