Rampaging man hurls his Polish sausage at police

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So some guy on Chicago’s northwest side ran out of his house naked and went bonkers on a few parked cars. When police arrived, he began throwing knives and his penis at the officers.

Well, read it for yourself.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11884225/

I’m not a cop, but if I were, I know I’d be the guy out of the 6 or so cops on the scene who’d actually get hit in the face with the flying dick. Hell, there could’ve been 50 cops on the scene, and I know that flying wiener would’ve somehow found its way throught the melee, to my head.

Yeah, I wouldn’t have walked away from this with a laceration on my forearm from a flying butcher knife, leaving a cool scar and a story to tell my grandkids. No-- I’m pretty sure I’d have walked away from this with a mushroom stamp on my forehead, and…a story for my wife to tell my grandkids.

Glad I’m not a cop.

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I have to say, I’ve been messed up by a couple of women, pretty bad some might say… and at NO TIME did dismemberment ever cross my mind. :stuck_out_tongue:

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You’re a little late

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Since this is the second thread about this today, off to Close Land it goes. (But you can visit the first thread in picunurse’s post above.)