Rand Rover: Ass

I have no idea what you’re talking about, but if you’re willing to call one option “heads” and the other “tails”, I’ll flip a coin for you.

That this isn’t even the lamest Friday night of my life is actually kinda pathetic, but that’s another discussion. But I’ve really got nothing better to do than flip a coin for you guys.

Hell, Slim, doesn’t matter how much you spend on it, its still just booze.

I have made no secret of the fact I think you are wrong politically. I’ve made no secret of the fact that I think you are unpleasant and deliberately provocative. But reading the last few posts, I think you are a disgrace to the bar. And I can’t think of anything worse I could say about you than that which would not get me banned.

It’s a shame in a way you don’t litigate. A judge and jury would see you for what you are and I would love for the day to break you in front of them.

As a recovering Objectivist who actually *knew *Ayn Rand, I have to point out that there are ***huge ***differences between **RandRover **and any real Objectivist I have ever known. In spite of their philosophical errors, very few Objectivists are such dickish assholes.

Ok got it. Troll.

Mac 18 is fine, but it is somewhat unimaginative. It’s the stuff people drink when they get their first real job. There is a wide world of Scotch out there.

I was hugely disappointed to see that Rand Rover’s post count doesn’t show. I was hoping to see how many posts he has added since this trainwreck started. Seems to me he has WAY too much time on his hands, considering he is an “attorney.” I work for attorneys, and I barely have time to run to the restroom. He is beneath contempt, and may I add again, an attention whore. I will add no more to this pathetic cry for attention.

Agreed. I haven’t been drinking scotch for that long, but I think my favorite so far is Oban. My least favorite is Tallisker.

Thank you for posting for the express purpose of telling us you will not be posting.

Also, you apparently missed the fact that I took and passed an SDMB-sanctioned tax lawyer test, so my status as tax lawyer is 100% completely bona fide and official.

133 in this thread as of this post.

I don’t know if it works for guests, but all you have to do is click on his name. It will tell you how many posts, and his “post per day” average.

Posts: 1,454
PpD: 7.97

(I’ve definitely got him beat-but then, I’m not an attourney. Or an asshole.)

You owe me a keyboard.

Thanks for the info.

Oban was my bar favorite for a good year or two. But my tastes are apparently far peatier, as I adore Talisker and even its bastard child, Johnnie Walker Green 15. Now I am somewhat distracted from abusing you, so instead, I am going to pour myself a nice scotch.

Then you want Lagavulin 16. I’m not much interested in what that other guy wants.

Oh, I love Lagavulin 16 as well. I never object to a little something from Islay.

Oh, I just want the simple things–a nice bridge to call my own, perhaps a goat thrown to me on special occasions.

Well, International Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming up on September 19. I’ll see if I can save up enough to fling one of these your way.

Yaaarrr.