This ebay listing: new* TeXaS iNsTrUmEnTs TI-83 PLUS caLcuLaToR low ship is currently running at about one half the price of similar listings. Could the cutsie-pie and edgy random capitalization have something to do with it? Does she (a guess based on the username of “ohmypinkness” but I could be wrong) think that reducing legibility is a better marketing move than making it easy for her customers to see what she is selling? Is she a moron?
Yes.
I can see it now:
oH nO i DoNt GoTs to aNsWeR yO eMaIls BEEYACH - snap. i ToL yOu I aLrEaDy ShIpPeD iT i GiVeS yOu BaD fEeDbAcK rIgHt BaCk.
You forgot to put “L@@K!!!” in the title of this thread - how do you think anybody will find it without that?!
Plus, it would sell for a lot more if she said TI-83 Calculator - RARE!!!
Chick’s got man hands.
In my head I hear the listing being read by Torgo. “thE MAsteR woUld dEfInItely APproVe oF tHis cALcUlaToR…”
Is the seller Sarah Jessica Parker by any chance?
“Big S, small a, small n, big D, small e, big E… and a star!”
SanDeE*, your… your breasts feel weird
Hmmm, interestingly enough, she has another calculator for sale with the exact same story (different annoying background tho’, she uses some wacky variation for all her items). She’s got good feedback from a variety of people. I’d probably chance it although I’m wondering if she’s lifted the stuff. Hmmm, I wonder if she works at a Guess store…
SnorT! Now my coffee is coming out of my nose. Damn you!
Oh, indeed. It kills me every time I’m searching for hard-to-find Tears For Fears merchandise, and I see “Songs From the Big Chair – RARE!!!” selling for $0.07. Haven’t seen any “soNgS FroM tHE BiG ChAIr”, though. Maybe TFF fans are smarter than all that 
“That’s because they’re real.”