Random Facts About Vin Diesel

Cafe Society
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Unbeknownst to much of the world, (including dopers :eek: ), Vin Diesel, one of the most beloved actors of our time, has participated in a number of exciting events. :wink:

My friend just discovered this site, called Random Facts About Vin Diesel , that I am thrilled to share with you.

My favorite fact thus far…
"Most people don’t know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi’s and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, “Jesus, I totally saved you.” Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, “Now it’s my turn to save you.” Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That’s how the bible ends. It’s a cliff-hanger. I can’t wait for the sequel, “The Bible 2: Water…Into Blood”.

It doesn’t get much more mundane or pointless than this.

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I think these are pretty funny

"Vin Diesel’s urine is the only substance that physicists can use to catalyze and sustain a cold fusion reaction. "

and also

"Paradoxically, half of Vin Diesel equals one Vin Diesel. This means that one quarter Vin Diesel also equals one Vin Diesel, and on and on forever. The Vin Diesel that we perceive is the sum total of an infinite amount of Vin Diesels and his powers reflect this. "

and don’t forget this little known trivia factoid:

“Vin Diesel invented the peanut butter cup. He named it after his childhood dog, Reese”

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Vin Diesel is my workout motivation, if I could have a torso like his, I’d be a happy happy man. But that’s a true fact about Vin Diesel, let’s see what this site tells me about him…

Well how interesting!

Vin Diesel’s little toe is considered a aphrodisiac in 12 Asian countries.

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I remember seeing that breakdance tape staring him. Funny stuff, he’s all skinny and junk.

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Just imagine, if he started doing Broadway and this was true

not only would he be “the most beloved actors of our time”, he’d knock Chad Allen from his top icon position.

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I like “Vin Diesel ate little red Riding Hood.”

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Who would win in a fight, Vin Diesel or Bill Brassky?

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How 'bout:

My car doesn’t run on Vin Diesel, and neither does this forum. :stuck_out_tongue:

Off to Cafe Society!

  • SkipMagic
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“Vin Diesel can express the square root of -1 as a real number.”

Now that’s impressive.

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I found another awesome one: " Vin Diesel is solely responsible for the band Immortal. He is every member at the same time."

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Dopers please note the “Submit a fact to us” link at the bottom of that page…

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Vin Diesel once took offense at an aggressive paparazzi and crushed the man into a low-grade diamond.

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Vin Diesel’s first words were, “On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!”
:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Vin Diesel taught Ken Jennings everything that he knows. And then he banged his wife.

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To Bill Brasky!!

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Vin Diesel was King of Spain from 1759-1801, and is personally responsible for the deaths of over five Frenchmen.

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I hope these random facts don’t happen to be true :eek:

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Well, if they weren’t true, they wouldn’t call them facts, now would they? :dubious:

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Well, according to the other facts he is nigh invincible and immortal. He at metal and shat a Mustang FCOL. Should I get my estate in order?

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Vin Diesel once sponsored an amendment to deny the vote to punk-ass bitches, but was stopped by a punk-ass bitch filibuster. Vin lodged a formal protest, then went on a killing spree.