Random Indiana Jones Quotes

Not just Indy, tho. Any of the characters from any of the movies populated by Indiana Jones and company. Even the Young Indy and friends from the short lived TV series. But no camels!

After a while, we’ll get repeats, that’s fine.

If you feel you must nitpick a line, I guess we’ll let you. But not everyone will be quoting from script transcripts. Some will go with just their fan level memory.

Have fun!

It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.

No ticket!

:shoots the impressive swordsman:

“Oh, that’s just my pet snake Reggie!”

“Bad dates.”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”

“So once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine.”

Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Top. Men.

Asps…very dangerous! You go first.

And tanks!
You’re welcome.

Fly, yes. Land, no.

Didn’t you guys ever go to Sunday School?

I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.

Hold on lady. We go for ride.

Ah, Venice. (later) ah… venice… (later) AH Venice.

The hell you will. He’s got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody’s got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he’ll blend in, disappear, you’ll never see him again. With any luck, he’s got the grail already.

Junior!

Does anybody here speak English? Or at least ancient Greek?

Had a bit of a falling out, I’m afraid.

Okey Dokey, DR Jones!

“INNNDYYY!!!”

“He chose…poorly.”

This is the cup of a carpenter’s son!”

“Die Amerikaner, die kämpfen wie weiber!”

(Those Americans, they fight like sissies!)

Hey, wait a second…that’s my line! :smiley:

He no nuts, he’s crazy!