Ok, so this is gonna sound pathetic, but it’s just bugging me, ok, so go with me.
I have this quote in my head, and I’m pretty sure it was said by both Ross and Joey at the same time as they were mocking/imitating Chandler.
Both GASP “My pen?! MY PEN!!!”
I know, it’s totally irrelevant and so minor, but it always pops into my head when I think of the show and I can never find the clip for it. I’d love to know what episode it was in, or if it even exists, maybe I just imagined it.
It’s more “my scone . . . my scone” from S1E22, The One With The Ick Factor.
Kids in the Hall had a sketch where some nerdy bank teller freaked out because a customer took his pen. He chased after the guy shouting, “My pen! My pen!”.
I think they were mocking the way Chandler speaks, with emphasis on random words.
Scone!
Correct, no wonder I could never find it in a Google search.
Thanks!
Should I be alarmed or impressed that we got a correct answer in six minutes?
Aw, it’s like a magic trick; it only looks impressive and alarming until I mention how it’s done – at which point it’s mundanely revealed to be neither.
As Dante G already said, he never found it on google because he searched for “my pen”. Even before he said that, I’d figured that (a) he’d searched for “my pen”, and (b) if he’d been right about the “my pen” part, he would’ve found it.
But as hard as it was for him to recall what Ross and Joey said when doing an impression of Chandler on FRIENDS, it was easy for him to recall that Ross and Joey were doing an impression of Chandler on FRIENDS; that was, after all, the whole bloody point. And so I shrugged and simply left out any mention of a pen while googling ‘Ross Joey Impression Chandler Friends’, and the first result obligingly popped up.
Woah, woah, woah … wait. You mean you had to Google the answer? But I thought you were just awesome and had this random knowledge stored in your head for just such an occasion.
I’m disappointed, Waldo. 
“You mean you have to use your hands? That’s like a baby’s toy!”