Assimilate this.
Brad Boimler: “I’ve never even heard of an Anabaj. How did you know?”
Beckett Mariner: “Affinity for red, drawn to the weak-minded, plus I kinda dated one once, but only to make my mom mad.”
Oh, the jazz.
Ah, the giants.
I will feed him.
Bureaucracy is where fun goes to die.
I never have any fun!
I love the warp core!
Brace! Brace! Brace!
I want to stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay…
Just like the Federation!
Cake is eternal.
We must drink. This is tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I.
Let us begin. Together.
Everything will be an eye-opener to you. There’s a thousand planets out there, a thousand races, and I’ll show everything to you, soon as I learn my way around again. Maybe I can make up a little for everything you’ve done for me.
“Assume you are a Slaver war computer. You’ve been turned off. You do not know for how long, but when you were turned off, there was a war on. Now you are awakened by aliens you never saw before. They do not know any of the military passwords. They ask you so many questions, it is obvious they know little about you. Your owner is nowhere about. What would you think?”
“I’d think I’d been captured by the enemy, or AN enemy, at least.”
“And when they ask you how to find your most powerful weapon setting, what would you give them?”
Why was my phaser order countermanded?
Ooh, this is the new shuttle with a blast shield! Yeeah! [sings] It’s a blast shield, it’s a blast shield. And it comes down, and it goes up. Blast shield!
I just love scanning for lifeforms!
Lifeforms! You tiny little lifeforms! You precious little lifeforms!
Where are you?
Scan complete.