He will make an excellent drone.
Just keep circling.
Hey! Don’t make me paradox you into destroying yourself.
I know that you’re probably asking yourself, why would a brilliant, handsome, dashingly omnipotent being like Q want to mate with a scrawny little bipedal specimen like me?
“Gifts,” you say?
Peanut Hamper is a stupid name!
No, the name of my ship is The Lollipop. It’s just been commissioned. It’s a good ship
These roots and soil cultures can be a medical treasure house.
Oh, my God, Mariner, you gotta get me out of here. They keep showing me lights!
“It’s time I showed you who I truly am.”
Pinocchio is broken. Its strings have been cut.
I am not a machine. Test me. Ask me to solve any…equate…transmit…
Yeah, yeah, calm down.
Oh, how I long for the touch of your nozzle.
I never took the Kobayashi Maru test… until now. What do you think of my solution?
Change the gravitational constant of the universe.
I shall consider it.
So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?
Very convenient…and not dumb at all.
“I love you, Father.”
“I wish I could feel it too.”
“I will feel it for both of us. Thank you for my life.”
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