Random Star Trek Quotes

Then you wish to copulate?

I am completely operational.

Did you see the love light in Spock’s eyes? The right computer finally came along.

Stonn, she is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.

You snuck off in the middle of my shift without saying goodbye! You know who my best friend is now? My mom! It sucks! It’s like work.

Good luck with that.

“Spock, does the good of the many outweigh the good of the one?”

“I would accept that as an axiom.”

“Then you are alive today because of a mistake, made by your flawed, feeling human friends. They have sacrificed their futures because they believed that the good of the oneyou– was more important to them.”

“Humans make illogical decisions.”

“They do, indeed.”

Who ever said the human race was logical?

Command the chair.

[Guard yawns]

Sulu: “Keeping you busy?”

[Guard stands up and towers over Sulu]

Guard: “Don’t get smart, Tiny.”

[Mere seconds later, after Sulu beats the hell out of the guard]

Sulu: “Don’t call me Tiny.”

Resistance. Is FUTILE.

I… want you to promise me something.

Sometimes I envy you data. Not everyone can turn off their emotion chip.

I’m worried about SMD, Synthetic Memory Degradation. It’s a rare condition that affects cyborgs with new implants. First, your opinions change. Then, your brain liquefies and melts out of your nose. Luckily, this is exactly what I’ve been training for.

More than interested - fascinated. One might say, agog. But I also find sneezing interesting.

And why this wonderful gift? The troublesome little man-child! Are you prepared for the kind of death you’ve earned, little man?

A small boy, and a very naughty one at that.

“And I won’t be alone. I’ll have your hologram to advise me.”

We’re in Starfleet, so who knows what’s going to happen next week?

“It is a fact, Doctor, that prowling by stealth is more time-consuming than a direct approach.”