Random Star Trek Quotes

That’s my specialty.

I’m a doctor, not a doorstop.

And if he made it off that ship, he will come for us.

Sorry, Commander. I forgot you were there.

“He’s dead, Jim.”

The next time I need a screen name, that’s going to be it.

We have found the life sign. It is a Vulcan child, perhaps eight to ten Earth years of age.

You broke your little ships. See you around, Ahab.

This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS Enterprise. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. And If you test me, you will fail.

The destruction of your vessel has been delayed. We will relent in your destruction only if we have proof of your corbomite device.

Kirk smooshed him with a boulder.

I just got done saying exactly that.

Cossacks!

Assassins! Murderers! Killers!

I despise lurkers.

"I know your father’s the Vulcan ambassador, for heaven’s sake, but you know how I feel about this. They’re animals!"
“Jim… there is an historic opportunity here.”
Don’t believe them! Don’t trust them!”
“They are dying…”
Let them die!”

NO KILL I

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M5: This unit is the ultimate achievement in computer evolution. It will replace man, so man may achieve. Man must not risk death in space or other dangerous occupations. This unit must survive so man may be protected.
SPOCK: Captain, attack force almost within phaser range.
KIRK: There were many men aboard those ships. They were murdered. Must you survive by murder?
M5: This unit cannot murder.
KIRK: Why?
M5: Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
KIRK: But you have murdered. Scan the starship Excalibur, which you destroyed. Is there life aboard?
M5: No life.
KIRK: Because you murdered it. What is the penalty for murder?
M5: Death.
KIRK: And how will you pay for your acts of murder?
M5: This… unit… must… die.

Human fascination with “fun” has led to many tragedies in your short but violent history.

Stop! You can’t just keep attacking me and trying to surprise me into getting better.

#STAB#

Seems human enough to me.