Random Star Trek Quotes

Captain of the Enterprise, huh?

Mister Saavik, you go right on quoting regulations!

No. I just remembered. There is one Earthman who doesn’t remind me of a Regulan blood worm. That’s Kirk. A Regulan blood worm is soft and shapeless, but Kirk isn’t soft. Kirk may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood, but he’s not soft.

So that’s when you hit the Klingons?

They are the ambassadors of unhappy!

They toil not, neither do they spin.

No one’s ever paid me a greater compliment.

So would an ermine violin, Doctor, but I see no advantage in having one.

The test itself is a cheat, isn’t it? I mean you program it to be unwinnable.

I thought you said it was tradition.

The ahn woon.

My mother’s mother’s mother.

Are our ceremonies for offworlders, Spock?

Evolution is a fickle bitch, am I right?

Can you make our ship go?


Yes, I think so.


We look for things to make us go.


Fellas, why don’t you show me where your guidance system is, okay? Excuse me.


He is smart.

What’s a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?

What? No, you don’t cut off my badass plan!

There was an armistice. We’re at peace.

I’ve given you back the horrors of war.

Are you talking about the D? The flagship? They went to different dimensions, they fought the Borg, they insurrected!