Random Star Trek Quotes

First aid kit’s in the corner.

Now you’re an engineer.

Starship captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. The secret is to give them what they need, not what they want."

It’ll be interesting getting in trouble. I’ve never done that before.

Now is not the time for that. I’ll deal with you later.

Any excuse, Jim baby. Run away! Run away! Run away!

Ya stupid underclassman, I’ve got the edge, I’m still twenty years old. Look at you! You’re an old man!

Just like the Federation!

Maybe our sensors missed something.

Dude, you’re clearly Starfleet. Your hands are super soft and clean.

Human females are so repulsive.

I’ve only seen snow twice in my life.

They had regular string quartets. Wow, what a rush.

One does not thank logic.

Logic is a little bird tweeting in meadow.
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers…which smell BAAAD.

Their response was most illogical.

Uh, no, I’m a miner with a heart of gold. And I have dad issues.

From the moment I met you, I knew you were going to be trouble.

Stop that nonsense at once, or you’ll not be permitted to make any more planets.

Why don’t you go chase an asteroid?