Random Star Trek Quotes

Oochy-woochy coochy-coo, Captain?

She was special to me, sir. We were . . . intimate.

Mr. Spock, relieve Commodore Decker of command immediately. That’s a direct order!

…you’re speaking with Empress Sato; prepare to receive instructions.

Thank you for the drinks.

You’ve been drinking too much of that artificial stuff; what do you call it, synthehol? It’s spoiled you, ruined your palate…

[/Jean-Luc Picard’s brother, talking down to him, like he always does]

Romulan whiskey is against regulations!

To absent friends.

The medical staff doesn’t arrive 'til Tuesday.

I use it to polish the flame gems.

An incredible fortune in stones, yet I would trade them all for a hand phaser — or a good solid club.

Get a crew to believe in miracles, they might just give you one.

Blasphemy! You’re lucky I don’t cast you out, or smite you, or something.

I’m a doctor, not a moon-shuttle conductor.

But what about me? I mean, I’m a patient in a bathing suit!

And the women wore less.

Inviting others to unclothe them. The very depth of perversion.

Those ears Spock! We’ve got to hide those ears!

One thing is clear: you’ll never look at your hairline again in the same way…

Now I understand why this was so difficult for you.