Random Star Trek Quotes

You want to watch the karo-net tournament, she wants to listen to music, so you compromise: you listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon opera, so you compromise: you listen to Klingon opera.

You haven’t got the lobes.

I got your gun.

I’d advise youse to keep dialin’.

Shut up, Spock. We’re rescuing you!

You shoulda listened to me, kid: no woman’s worth dying for. Killing for; not dying for.

Let them die.

Mister Spock, letting yourself be hit on the head — and I presume you let yourself be hit on the head — is not exactly a method King Solomon would have approved.

It’s worked so far, but we’re not out yet.

We’re ready. Just remember, Enterprise: Captain Riker has never lost.

Here we go….

Congratulations.

“Odo, be a chair.” I’m a chair. “Odo, be a razorcat.” I’m a razorcat. Life of the party. I hate parties.

I’m a doctor, Mister Neelix, not a decorator.

Be a pawn. Be a toy. Be a good soldier that never questions orders.

I might be a little rusty.

A thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.

That’s what makes it a thing to be avoided! You’ve made it neat and painless: so neat and painless, you’ve had no reason to stop it. And you’ve had it for five hundred years.

You can’t deny he’s disrupted this station.

That’s very clever, but I didn’t say it. I said the body of James Kirk is being used by Dr. Janice Lester.