“Damnit, I’m a doctor, not a light switch!”
–Ad-libbed by Robert Picardo, who had never seen an episode of Star Trek before, and had never heard of “I’m a doctor, not a _____”
“With an armful of this stuff, I wouldn’t be afraid of a supernova!”
“That’s simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.”
“Cossaks!”
Laddie, don’t you think you should…rephrase that?
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.
“How can one live on a flicker of light?”
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“Shut up, Wesley!”
There! Are! Four! Lights!
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
I sense… great joy.
And gratitude.
Joy … and gratitude.
Assimilate THIS!
“Troi! You’re my friend, and you tricked me!”
Good morning, Mr Vulcan!
JANEWAY/QUEEN ARACHNIA: (Stroking the tip of Chaotica’s phallic Death Ray generator) A formidable weapon!
CHAOTICA: (Smugly) The most powerful in the Cosmos!
Sorry, neither.
Oh, shit!
Sounds like fun!
Bad Porthos!