“You’re right, I should. I didn’t mean to say the Enterprise should be hauling garbage, I meant it should be hauled away as garbage.”
And the fight was on! That scene in the bar is my favorite scene in all of the original series.
“No, no, no - you don’t understand the scope of my crime. I didn’t kill just one Husnack. Or a hundred. Or a thousand. I killed them all. All Husnack. Everywhere.” (My favorite quote from my favorite episode)
Cry havoc!
And let slip the dogs of war!
“I’m a doctor, not an escalator!”
(I’m not kidding either.)
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
“Never tell the same lie twice.”
*There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. *
Double dumbass on you!
Off the deep end, Mr. Scott.
Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor?
They put…creatures…in our bodies.
“Don’t you think I know that?!?”
“That sound was the turbulence caused by the penetration of a boundary layer, Captain.”
“A boundary layer between what and what?”
“Between where we were, and where we are.”
“The guilty party has his choice: death by electrocution, death by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging…”
“Everyone, remember where we parked”
“There is no 'third planet!”
Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted.
Beam me up, Scotty.
“I can’t change the laws of physics. I’ve got to have thirty minutes!”
“Romulan ale should be illegal!”
“It is illegal.”
“Are you trying to be funny, Mr Spock?”
“Never!”