Random Star Trek Quotes

Oh, you know I got this.

No, I was thinking, Bela, you would be the top boss; Krako, you’d be his lieutenant. The rest of you — I don’t want any trouble from the rest of you, because you’ll have to answer to the Federation; we’ll be back every year, to collect our cut.

“I shall endeavor to become more cynical with each passing day, look gift horses squarely in the mouth, and find clouds in every silver lining.”
“If only you meant it.”

Highly illogical.

You bet your pointed ears I am!

Giving up our values in the name of security is to lose the battle in advance.

I will simply kill somebody else; him, perhaps. It doesn’t matter; their blood will be on your hands too, just like poor Varria’s. Your only alternative, Data, is to fire. Murder me: that’s all you have to do. Go ahead. Fire. If only you could feel rage over Varria’s death. If only you could feel the need for revenge, then maybe you could fire. But you’re just an android; you can’t feel anything, can you?

A lot of kick for a '45 Dom.

And that is all that remains of the Hur’q-- the great plunderers of the galaxy.

They should try leading my life for a day; the hospitality industry isn’t for the faint-hearted.

Dialysis?! What is this, the Dark Ages?

I could give you a night that would light fire in your dreams until you die, and you would reject me?

In a pig’s eye!

I couldn’t disagree with you more.

‘If killing five people saves ten, it’s a bargain’ — is that your simple logic, Mister Spock?

“Computer, this is Admiral James T. Kirk, request computer access. Computer, destruct sequence 1, code 1-1-A.”
“Computer, this is Commander Montgomery Scott, chief engineering officer. Destruct sequence 2, code 1-1-A-2-B.”
“Computer, this is Commander Pavel Chekov, acting science officer. Destruct sequence 3, code 1-B-2-B-3.”
“DESTRUCT SEQUENCE COMPLETED AND ENGAGED. AWAITING FINAL CODE FOR ONE-MINUTE COUNTDOWN.”
“Code… 0-0-0-Destruct-0.”
“DESTRUCT SEQUENCE IS ACTIVATED.”

“This is Jean-Luc Picard, Captain of the Enterprise. Aaaaard klaxxon leeeeess blahj blanachh leekaneek. Aaaaard krasulaaa; rassss trassss trasulaaaah.”

Do you think the wings are too big?

No self-respecting Englishman would.

Why me? I’m just a dipshit from Chicago.