You just spent the entire night arguing grand unification theories with Albert Einstein!
Wolf 359 was an inside job!
Riker will assume we have made this analysis; and, knowing that we know his methods, he will alter them. But, knowing that we know that he knows that we know, he might choose to return to his usual pattern.
Uh, I’m sorry. I gotta be honest. I didn’t join Starfleet to get in phaser fights. I signed up to explore, to be out in space, making new discoveries and peaceful diplomatic solutions. That’s boldly going.
Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.
Was that funny? Accessing. Ah: Burns and Allen, Roxy Theatre, New York City, 1932. It still works!
SHUT OFF THAT DAMN NOISE! Go to Yellow Alert.
One Warp Core Breach, Coming Right Up!
“Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?”
“You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will.”
What’s wrong with that?
Duras: “This is not your world, human. You do not command here.”
Picard: “I’m not here to command.”
Duras: “Then you must be ready to fight. Something Starfleet does not teach you.”
Picard: “You may test that assumption at your convenience.”
I do not want to command the Enterprise — but if it should befall me, I suggest you remember that my operatives would avenge my death, and some of them are Vulcans.
Do you like engineering?
Worf: “I am a KLINGON! If you doubt it, a demonstration can be arranged!”
Kurn: “Now that is the response of a Klingon. A response I would expect from my older brother.”
Yes, well, it would pose an extremely complex problem in logic, Mr. Spock. Excuse me. I sometimes expect too much of you.
Double dumbass on you!
I have this crazy theory…
Sir, it’s on a precise heading for Earth.
If we hurry, maybe we can catch the Clark Gable movie at the Orpheum.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us.